Don't Read This [confidentiality notices]
CONFIDENTIALITY: The information contained in this E-mail message is intended only for the personal and confidential use of the designated recipient(s) named above. This message is intended to be a confidential communication and may involve information or material, which is protected under state or federal privacy laws.
The disclaimer droned on a while longer in deep legalese and horrid grammar--nothing that that e-mail users haven't learned to ignore long ago. But here's the ludicrous part: The information was, in fact, intended to be spread far and wide, yet the disclaimer supposedly forbade me from doing that.
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